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It's NERD-NIGHT 2006 on December 29th at the ASH ST. SALOON! $1 off at the door if you are dressed nerd-style. The Freemartins go on second around 10:00 pm. The boys will be giving away PABST swag to the best (or worst) dressed nerds. The other fine rocking will be brought to you by: Logoseye, Rex Sole, and Crazi Sister.

IN AN UNEXPECTED TURN OF EVENTS...
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08.14.05 Skipp didn't quite win his fight against Art from 'Filthy White trash' last weekend but, then again, no one else won a fight against him either, Skipp's nose is almost a normal shape again. The black eyes are almost back to normal too.


The BIG CD RELEASE PARTY! July 2nd at the Tonic Lounge with Western Aerial. PABST is a sponsor and we the boys will be giving and raffling away PABST swag! THE 1st 20 people to by the new CD get a freethe ladies PABST BLUE RIBBON T-shirt!



05.20.05 - CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF CLARKSTON! The Freemartins are back again! A few new tunes and the usual ROCK! May 27th and 28th at The Vesuvius Lounge (841 6th St., Clarkston WA)! Call Z-Rock and request some tunes or check them out on the music page. We'll be watching for this dapper lad who slapped on one of our baby T's and instantly attracted the ladies!

big guy in a little shirt
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