On lead vocals/drums/backing vocals:
SKIPP SERIOUSLY - SCIENTIFIC GENIUS, PHILANTHROPIST, NOBEL PRIZE LAUREATE
“I’m just a humble research scientist trying to save the world. Honestly.”

      Dr. Skipp Seriously is one of the world’s most renowned research scientists, and is often called upon by the United States government to lend his expertise in times of crises. Despite all of this attention, much of his work is shrouded in mystery. After working on a top-secret robotics project for the United States military, he went on to become head of a United Nations think-tank charged with developing benevolent uses for nano-technology. Eventually, Seriously was awarded a Nobel Prize for his work under the UN. Then, in a weird spectacle at the beginning of the year 2000, the Nobel Prize Commission suddenly announced that they were revoking Seriously’s Nobel Prize, much to the shock of the scientific community. Almost as suddenly, the Commission dropped the issue, and to this day, no one seems to know what motivated them to threaten Dr. Seriously in the first place.
      It is rumored that Seriously used his Nobel Prize money to fund a shadowy research and development corporation based somewhere in the Rocky Mountains, but no one has ever been able to substantiate this claim, and Seriously isn’t talking. Furthermore, there are some insiders who claim that Dr. Skipp Seriously is behind the radical surgeries that transformed Thadeus into the thing he is today, but more rational voices brush this aside as mere hype, pointing out the bad press that Seriously gets in some less than credible newspapers. For instance, The Weekly Worldwide Newsrag has been running articles for years claiming that Dr. Seriously is actually the alter-ego of international super-villain and evil genius, BadBadMan, and admittedly, there is a striking resemblance between the two men.
However, no one can be in two places at once, and everyone knows that BadBadMan wears glasses.